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Know Your Government

Five civic-literacy pieces on city, county, state and federal government, public service, dual roles, and how residents can check what officials actually do.

West Nile Activity Is Climbing Across the Northern San Joaquin Valley

Public-health officials are urging residents across the Northern San Joaquin Valley to stay alert as West Nile virus activity increases. Current regional reporting says confirmed human...

What Do You Think You Bought — And What Did You Actually Get?

Not what the brochure says and not "exposure." What can you log into, use, measure and prove?

Fall Arrives With a Reminder: Valley Flood Planning Is Still a Long Game

As fall begins, regional reporting is again focusing attention on water, weather and flood risk. A recent Merced-area report examined how restoring selected floodplain behavior could...

Stockton Pride Marks 15 Years of Community Celebration

Stockton Pride celebrated its 15th year at Dr. Martin Luther King Plaza with food, performances and community activity filling the downtown event space.

I Quit Treating Politics Like a Religion

The federal government can make national law. It cannot make every American community culturally identical. A note on scale, and on asking who can actually affect the thing in front of you.

Before You Pay Another Vendor Fee, Ask These 20 Questions

A fast-read checklist of 20 questions every vendor should be able to answer about what their fee actually buys.

Art Garfunkel Is Headed to Modesto's Gallo Center

Modesto's fall entertainment calendar is getting a recognizable name: Art Garfunkel is scheduled to perform at the Gallo Center for the Arts.

Week 4 Football Gives Stanislaus County Plenty to Talk About

High-school football moved through Week 4 with another full slate of Stanislaus-area games, keeping Friday-night sports one of the easiest ways to see several local communities converge...

You Pay Chamber Dues. Where Is Your Dashboard?

Networking, advocacy and introductions matter. If the chamber also sells marketing, members can ask what that means in numbers.

Turlock's Melon Carnival Brings a Downtown Tradition Back

The Melon Carnival returned to downtown Turlock this month, adding another community event to a busy September calendar.

A Little Dog Named Bella Gets a New Set of Wheels

One of Turlock's most human stories this month came from its animal-services community. Bella, a small shih tzu mix found in poor condition with non-functioning back legs, became the...

If You Paid for a Booth, Did You Buy Marketing — Or Just Twelve Feet of Pavement?

The table is not the marketing. The system around the table is the marketing.

Mustangs Come Up Short at Escalon, But the Rivalry Keeps Rolling

Oakdale's varsity Mustangs fell short on the road against Escalon in one of the area's latest high-school football matchups.

Public Safety and Business Fill Riverbank's Local Agenda

Riverbank's latest local coverage highlights public-safety and business matters moving through the city's agenda.

Waterford First Responders Stay Connected to the Community

Recent regional fire-service reporting noted local firefighters attending a first-responder luncheon at the Waterford Museum, one small example of how emergency-service crews remain...

Ceres Is Asking Residents to Join the Conversation

The City of Ceres is currently promoting opportunities for residents to participate in local civic life, including a Planning Commission vacancy and a broader “Join the Conversation”...

Stop Being Intimidated by Titles

Mayor, councilmember, supervisor, judge -- the titles don't carry equal authority, and none of them outrank the citizen standing in front of the officeholder.

Old Town Atwater Keeps Downtown Activity Moving Into Fall

Old Town Atwater has kept September busy with its farmer's market, monthly mixer and Fall Festival & Car Show at Ralston Park.

Fall Season Means Mazes, Pumpkins and Farm Days Around Merced

Merced-area farms are moving into fall-season programming, including mazes, pumpkins and family activities.

“Exposure” Is Not a Metric

If your agency talks about awareness and buzz, ask one more question: how much?

Los Banos Officer Injured During Attempted Vehicle Departure

A Los Banos police officer was struck by a vehicle during an incident in which a suspect allegedly attempted to leave the scene, according to current local reporting.

The Renaissance Faire Keeps the 209 Partying Like It's 1599

A local Renaissance Faire is running on weekends through Oct. 25, giving families and history-fantasy fans a fall event that stretches beyond a single weekend.

Your Marketing Platform Should Know More Than Your Facebook Page Does

A Facebook page is a channel, not a system. Social media should feed the system, not be the whole thing.

Ripon Unified Moves to Buy Office and Warehouse Property

Ripon Unified is moving forward with the purchase of office and warehouse space on Stockton Avenue, according to current local reporting.

If You Run for Office Unopposed, Tell Me What You Are Going to Do Anyway

Running unopposed and still blanketing town in signs? Fine -- then show the numbers. What problem, what cost, what changed, what metric moved.

Comedy Under the Stars Lands in Lathrop on Sept. 25

Lathrop's Parks and Recreation calendar lists Comedy Under the Stars for Friday, Sept. 25 at 7 p.m.

Tracy Packs the Final Week of September With Bikes, Homecoming and GRANDfest

Tracy is stacking several community events into the final week of September.

Stop Asking “Did People Like It?” Start Asking “Did It Pay?”

Marketing can get likes and still lose money. Seven simple numbers tell an owner whether it paid.

Toys “R” Us Is Making Another Appearance in the Stockton Market

Regional reporting says Toys “R” Us is making a comeback in the Stockton market, putting a familiar retail name back in front of Central Valley shoppers.

Lodi Grape Festival Brings Carnival Energy and Music to the Region

The Lodi Grape Festival returned with carnival attractions and live entertainment, including a Taylor Swift tribute performance highlighted in regional coverage.

Grocery Outlet Opens in Galt

Grocery Outlet opened a new Galt location on Sept. 10, drawing a crowd before the doors even opened.

The Shirts Are Selling. Great. How Does That Help the Businesses?

If merchandise is pitched as supporting local business, there should be a clear line from the revenue to the mission.

Downtown Sonora Sidewalk Sale Set for Sept. 26

Historic Downtown Sonora is preparing for its third annual Downtown Sidewalk Sale on Saturday, Sept. 26 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Plymouth Closes Out “Sounds of September” With The Retrofitz

Plymouth's Sounds of September series is scheduled to close its month of Friday-night concerts with The Retrofitz at McGee Park on Sept. 25.

Public Service Should Survive a Basic Financial Question

Asking financial questions about public officials isn't an accusation -- it's what protects the honest ones. Form 700 disclosures exist for exactly this reason.

Who Is Actually Doing Your Marketing?

White-label work is common and not automatically wrong. You are still allowed to know who does the work and who owns the data.

Newman Approves Agreement for School Resource Officer Position

Newman's City Council has approved an agreement for a school resource officer position, according to Westside reporting.

Westside Football Keeps Gustine in the Middle of the Action

Gustine High's stadium has been getting plenty of use this month, including Westside matchups involving Orestimba while work at Orestimba's home facility continues.

Bring Us the Bill. Bring Us the Package. Let’s Compare the Two.

Bring the invoice, the package and the proposal, then compare them to what actually exists.

Livingston's Football History Keeps Showing Up in Westside Matchups

Current Westside sports coverage has highlighted the long football history connecting Orestimba and Livingston, another reminder that some of the best 209 rivalries are built across city...

Local Government Is Important — But Your Town Is Not the Whole World

A city council can shape zoning, budgets and roads. It cannot create a national customer base for your business. Local, regional, national -- keep the scale in perspective.

Galt's Saturday Market Returns Oct. 3

Galt's city calendar lists the Saturday Market returning Oct. 3 on the Fourth Street Promenade.

The Foothill 209 Deserves the Same Discovery Tools as the Valley Floor

One weakness in traditional regional coverage is that Valley-floor cities dominate simply because they have larger populations and more frequent news output.

A Newspaper Should Do More Than Tell You What Already Happened

Most local news is organized backward.

You Sell It. We Build It.

A white-label development bench for 209 marketing agencies. You keep the client and the price; we keep the technology working.

Build a World. Tell a Better Story.

A private game server becomes an engineering lab, design department, writers’ room, and production studio for a focused local crew.

One Case Became Five

Two weeks after the county's first human West Nile case, the state lists five in Stanislaus and 86 across California. An update, not a rewrite.

The Six Oakdale Candidates, Named

Filing has closed. Six names for two at-large seats on November 3, the mayor is unopposed, and Riverbank has two district races.

Oakdale's PG&E Study, and the Number That Moved

The city put $75,000 behind studying a move to MID. While it ran, PG&E cut rates about 5%. PG&E also says it is not selling.

Patterson Slammed the Door Until July 2027

The data-center moratorium went from 45 days to July 15, 2027 on a unanimous vote. Two weeks earlier hundreds packed Modesto City Hall over a project that does not exist yet.

Turlock Got Sued, Then Passed It Anyway

The Attorney General sued over a two-years-late housing element. The council adopted it five weeks later. Cities that moved after the March warning were never named.

PG&E Cut Rates 5%. Two Thirds Don't Get It.

About $7 a month off a typical electric bill, and it only reaches bundled customers. How to tell in ninety seconds which one you are.

The Almond Math Finally Turned

Nonpareil in-shell above $3.00 a pound against roughly $1.40 eighteen months ago. A smaller crop did it, and costs are still the catch.

209 Friday Night Board — Week 2

Oakdale sits 1-1 after a 27-21 road loss to Lincoln. East Union hung 49-0 on Modesto. Escalon is next, on the road, Friday.

Moon Base Defenders: What We Actually Built

Three rounds, five vehicles that assemble into one mech, and the geometry bug that nearly ate the art pass. A build log, not a trailer.

Scan Quest Is Ready to Play

Turn any location into an adventure. It is live now, and we will build the first quest for any 209 business, class or downtown group that asks.

Oakdale, You Can't Fake This Stuff

A month after rebuilding the site, EAS is showing up for real Oakdale app-development searches -- with no established Oakdale client list.

Google Put Us at the Top Already. Why?

The captured search result, what an Oakdale organic ranking means, and what it does not prove.

Know Your Investment Laws

Verify the person, firm, and offering through federal resources and official securities regulators in all 50 states.

GSRs: Let’s Get Coffee

Capt.’s invitation to local recovery service representatives: bring a real program problem and let’s see what EAS can build.

Who Is Jade Chancey? Ask Akino.

A 2012 LinkedIn recommendation from someone who reported directly to Jade describes the leader behind Capt. and EAS.

Who Is Timothy Calabro?

Enterprise mobility engineer, system architect, and the calm engineering half behind Epic App Solutions.

Backstage, Good Music & Another Set of Eyes

A backstage memory, a favorite musician, and why sometimes the best advice comes from simply showing up and watching the work.

The World's Most Awesome Father

A personal tribute to Tim — a father who works hard, cooks dinner, shows up, and sacrifices for his kids.

Why We Don't Work for Passive Investors

Epic App Solutions works with people who are invested in the work, not simply looking to put money into a project and extract a return.

Different Industries. Same Mission.

Manufacturing, healthcare, agriculture, government, non-profits, entertainment -- the same approach works everywhere: find the problem, build the solution, make it work.

Oakdale Chitter Chatter Told Us to Advertise Elsewhere

Fine by us. A lesson in borrowed audiences, competition, moderation, and why businesses should build platforms they actually control.

Dolly Parton's Greatest Hit May Have Been a Book in a Child's Mailbox

Dolly Parton died at 80. Her Imagination Library has mailed more than 300 million free books to children worldwide.

17 Cities. Zero Doom. The 209 Good News Run

One positive story from every incorporated city in Stanislaus and San Joaquin counties.

AI Didn't Make Me Lazy. It Gave Me My Time Back.

Everybody warns AI will make us lazy. My production went up, not down -- and to a Generation X engineer, this is the future we were promised.

News Isn't Dead. Copy-Paste News Is.

Search almost any major headline and you'll find dozens of outlets telling the same story. Retelling isn't the same thing as investigating.

Do You Know What an "Argument From Ignorance" Is?

Neil deGrasse Tyson's UFO discussion is a nearly perfect example of why the distinction matters.

Are We Even a Type I Civilization Yet?

Michio Kaku uses Star Trek and the Kardashev Scale to ask if we're advanced enough to survive ourselves.

County's First West Nile Case of the Year

Stanislaus County confirms its first human West Nile virus case of 2026 as California logs a five-year-high case count.

Homicide Arrest in Keyes Shooting Death

Stanislaus Sheriff's detectives arrest a suspect in the August 6 shooting death of 23-year-old Juan Aranda.

Could Oakdale Break Up With PG&E?

The city council approved a $75,000 study on moving PG&E customers to Modesto Irrigation District.

Sierra Pointe Just Cleared a Major Hurdle

A 300-acre annexation could bring nearly 900 homes and 2,500 new residents to Oakdale's southwest side.

Who Pays for Oakdale’s Sidewalks?

The proposed ordinance is delayed until September 21. Here is what homeowners need to know and ask.

Six Candidates. Two Oakdale Council Seats.

The reported ballot lineup, election format, and questions every candidate should answer.

A New Use for the Former Rite Aid

What public plans say about Oak Valley Hospital District’s Center for Health Improvement.

Support Residents Can Actually Use

Clothing, food, computer education, and well-being resources through Refugio de Bienestar.

Community Closet Returns August 29

Free clothing and books, plus the dates and location for community donations.

$1.05 Million Recovered. What Happened Locally?

CHP’s statewide retail-crime numbers—and the Stanislaus County questions still unanswered.

Helping Oakdale Business Owners

After 300+ custom builds for a Georgia marketing firm, EAS is looking for the same kind of working partnership in Oakdale.

The Expensive Website and the Gatekeeper Problem

A large invoice does not guarantee a capable platform. Know what was built, what it can do, and who controls it.

How The Epic Gazette Works

Local professionals serve their clients and earn from their craft. EAS supplies the free publishing platform, standards, and digital distribution.

Careful With the Charisma and the Smile

A powerful delivery can make weak ideas feel true. Stop reacting, test the claims, and separate the show from the facts.

Good Guy. Bad Guy. Same Man.

Personality is who you are. Attitude responds to the situation. Morals govern both. A direct note from Jade Chancey.

Put Your Time Where Your Mouth Is

Up to $100,000 in EAS professional development capacity behind one community-focused idea—no entry fee and no cash prize.

We're Looking for a Real Marketing Partner

Campaign systems, content operations, analytics, and measurable execution—not influencer packages or post-and-pray marketing.

Changing a Frontend Is Not Building a Platform

AI can reshape an interface fast. That does not mean somebody built the backend, workflow, permissions, or platform.

Who Has the Password to Your Business?

Domains, hosting, admin accounts, recovery email, MFA, and the vendor access that can quietly control a company.

AI Did Not Replace Your Employee

Somebody using AI learned to move faster. A practical note on productivity, adaptation, and responsible use.

Your Website Is Business Infrastructure

Modern websites touch ownership, security, integrations, analytics, reputation, operations, and revenue.

Wrong Firm

If you want someone to take your idea and run the whole company, we're the wrong firm. How EAS partners with marketing agencies past the design layer.

They Said They're Going to Sue You. Now What?

A non-legal-advice field guide to threats, documentation, SWOT investigations, mediation, and actual court papers.

Gain Ground

What land strategy, sea strategy, football, and marketing teach about position, movement, timing, and holding useful ground.

Know Your Shadow

A personal field note on aggression, self-control, integration, manipulation, and disciplined restraint.

What We Are Doing Through 2026

Public information, practical tools, and Capt.'s plan to help local businesses build and make money.

AI.ID

How Jade's persistent AI identity concept became a working system.

AI Is Part of the Work

Why Codex or Claude is required and how approved client systems can connect.

Designer, Developer, Engineer

Know which role you need and what a proposal should actually explain.

Should I Use My Chamber?

Questions, measurable value, and why numbers matter more than vague promises.

Oakdale Chamber Dues: What the Math Says

We checked the Chamber's own published price sheet line by line. Two tiers don't scale.

Logo Design Policy

Concepts, revisions, feedback, approval, and scope.

The $50 Logo Problem

Why production-ready brand systems matter across print, signs, apparel, and media.

Do I Need an App?

Website, app, subscription, or software you actually own.

Blocking Doesn't Change the Numbers

Public information, measurable questions, and why moderation is not a rebuttal.

Remember: Federal Trumps State

A practical guide for local business owners on documentation, public service, jurisdiction, and where to actually report government problems.

California's Local Government Privacy Gap

Businesses face reasonable-security duties under California law. Cities still sit outside much of the state's Information Practices Act — here's what that means for city website contractors.

From the Archive

Published pieces that never made the front. Newest first.

Tybee Island Adopts Tiered Annual Fees for Short-Term Rentals

Fees run $400, $800 or $1,200 depending on occupancy under Ordinance 2026-05.

Colorado Springs Refunding Drivers Charged $80 Instead of $40 by Speed Cameras

A July software update caused wrong fine amounts on 2,764 citations through Sept. 1.

Mayor Names Shawna Lippert Colorado Springs’ Economic Development Officer

Lippert was the city’s economic development manager and acting director.

Somos Opens 70 New Homes in the International District

The 7200 Central Ave. SE project has 59 income-restricted apartments and 11 at market rate.

Hochul Announces $4 Million for Final Phase of Prospect Park Lake Restoration

The money completes a $25 million project with accessible paths, bridges and dark-sky lighting.

Pooler Council Postpones Vote on 116-Acre Mixed-Use Development

The delay allows an independent review of the developer’s revised traffic study.

Old Stratton Park Plan Approved, With a Public Opening Planned for 2027

The 8.48-acre park at 1819 W. Cheyenne Road will be a quiet place to walk, with no dogs or bikes.

Brooklyn Public Library Unveils Design for a Rebuilt Pacific Library

Safdie Architects and AYON Studio plan an accessible entrance, sunken garden and glass pavilion.

Met Opera and the City Launch 70,000 Free Tickets Through ‘Opera for All’

A monthly lottery gives 10,000 tickets to New Yorkers who haven’t bought Met seats since 2019.

State Panel Clears Maimonides Health to Join NYC Health + Hospitals

The $2.2 billion deal still needs further state approvals and possible court sign-off.

Memorial Park Vehicle Gates to Close at 7 p.m. on Sundays

The change, effective Sept. 27, is aimed at parking-lot takeovers and street racing.

Housing Authority Votes to Buy Back Former Bartow Homes Land From Salvation Army

The Salvation Army did not start construction within the five-year deadline.

Imagine ABQ Day Puts Volunteers to Work Saturday, With Five Hubs Around Town

Cleanup and beautification projects run 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. on Sept. 26.

Albuquerque Councilor Sets Aside $200,000 for Homestead Circle Safety Upgrades

District 1 money will pay for speed cushions and widened bike lanes near Marie Hughes Elementary.

Free 2-K Begins With About 2,000 Two-Year-Olds as NYC Schools Open

The mayor’s goal is 12,000 seats by next fall.

Hancock Expressway Segment Closes Sept. 18–Oct. 3 for Storm Sewer Work

The stretch west of South Academy Boulevard is closed from 7 p.m. Sept. 18 to noon Oct. 3.

School Board Approves $18.95 Million Contract to Manage ESPLOST V Projects

Hoar Program Management will oversee a capital program of roughly $705 million.

Colorado Springs Parks Announces Fall Lineup of Family Events

Harvest Festival, Fossil Day and trunk-or-treats fill October.

Police Launch AI Tool to Answer Non-Emergency Calls

Prepared by Axon transcribes and translates 911 calls; an agent named S.A.R.A.H. answers non-emergency lines.

Chatham County Approves New Short-Term Rental Rules

A 5% cap on non-owner-occupied rentals in designated neighborhoods replaces the moratorium on new applications.

Carnegie Diner & Cafe Opens at DeKalb Market Hall

The all-day breakfast spot at 445 Gold St. is the owner’s eighth location nationally.

CAT Seeks $1.23 Million From Convention Center to Keep Ferry Running

Chatham Area Transit projects a $1.07 million shortfall for the Savannah Belles Ferry in fiscal 2027.

SoCo Digest Names Best in Business 2026 Community Choice Winners

324 finalists competed across 107 categories, with winners picked by an online community vote.

Brooklyn Public Library Opens a 4,700-Square-Foot Teen Center at Central

The space at Grand Army Plaza is the largest teen center in the library’s 62-branch system.

Savannah Council Creates Advisory Committee for Bacon Park Golf Course

The panel will recommend a 5–10 year plan as the course marks its 100th anniversary.

Albuquerque Council Expands Recycling Access for Renters

Ordinance O-26-46 removes exemptions for apartment properties and requires recycling in city buildings.

Albuquerque Council Passes Ordinance Banning Crypto ATMs

O-26-49 bans virtual currency kiosks in city limits; owning and trading crypto stays legal.

Venetucci Farm’s Pumpkin Fest Runs Every Weekend in October

The 90-year-old farm is open Fridays through Sundays, and about 2,000 kindergarteners get free pumpkins.

Turlock Fire Engines Now Send Digital Alerts to Nearby Drivers

A new system pushes warnings through Waze, Apple Maps and some vehicle systems when a fire engine is responding.

Turlock Fire Department Plans Open House for Oct. 10

The department is opening its doors to the public on Saturday, Oct. 10, from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.

Rio Rancho Crews Assess Storm-Damaged Roads; Fall Festival Set for Oct. 24

The city says recent storms left erosion and rutting, and residents can report problems online.

Green-Meldrim House Brings Savannah’s Writers to Life on October Weekends

A Literary Crawl returns for a second year on Fridays and Saturdays, with showings at 6 and 7:30 p.m.

Lenape Nations Pow Wow Returns to Prospect Park Oct. 3–4

Free with RSVP at the LeFrak Center at Lakeside; Grand Entry begins at 11 a.m. each day.

Eastern Wharf Food Truck Festival Returns Saturday With 28 Trucks

The third annual festival runs 1–6 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 3, with live local bands and a Banana Ball meet-and-greet.

Balloon Fiesta’s 54th Year Opens Saturday at Balloon Fiesta Park

The nine-day event runs Oct. 3–11 and brings a new Music Fiesta format on Saturday, Oct. 10.

Colorado Marks Cabrini Day Monday; State Courts and Offices Closed

Oct. 5 is a state holiday. Federal offices and most post offices stay open.

Atlantic Antic Closes Ten Blocks of Atlantic Avenue on Sunday

The free street fair runs noon to 6 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 4, with a kids’ Playtopia from noon to 4.

A Website Project Should Start With Trust, Not a Deposit

Different projects need different arrangements. The point is to prove the relationship before locking both sides in.

We Build Before You Pay

A practical way to start a website without turning the first conversation into a contract negotiation.

Five Reasons Some Businesses Last

Not because the owner knows everything. Not because everybody agrees. And definitely not because every person around the business gets a vote.

Economics Matter

If a business can't afford the package, rethink scope, sequence, and deal structure — don't treat the budget as the customer's failure.

AI Is a Tool. Judgment Is Still Yours.

AI can speed up research, writing, analysis, and decision-making, but experience and human judgment still determine whether the result is any good.

Cheap Websites Cost More. Affordable Websites Don’t Have To.

Affordable web development is about scoping correctly, prototyping first, and letting a business grow into the system it actually needs.

A $500 Website Is a Starting Point, Not a Definition

A $500 starter website is an entry point, not a claim that every website or software platform should cost the same.

Why Some Websites Take 48 Hours and Others Take 48 Days

The difference is usually not the code. It is readiness.

Need a Website? That's Not the Same as a New Brand

A website is one job. Brand strategy, logo design, photography and copywriting are others. Why EAS won't sell you a bundle you didn't ask for.

Lindsay Clancy Trial 2026: What the Jury Must Decide

The Lindsay Clancy trial explained: what's undisputed, how Massachusetts defines criminal responsibility, and what comes next.

Oakdale Briefs: School Starts, Council Deadline, Live Music

Oakdale's fall term is underway, the City Council field is set for November 3, and the Community Dance Band returns August 27.

Doctors, Clinics & Professional Services Websites

Clinics, community care, accounting and professional-service websites in the 209 should reduce friction before decoration — here's how.

Contractor, HVAC, Electrician & Landscaper Websites

Contractors, roofers, HVAC, electricians and landscapers in the 209 don't need a brand archetype — just a site that says who you are and how to reach you.

We're Developers. Don't Get Bushwhacked.

How businesses get bushwhacked buying websites, apps and marketing — wrapped products, ghost builders, hostage accounts — and the questions that keep you safe.

Why We Sell $500 Websites in the 209

Two full-stack builders explain why a qualifying website build starts at $500 in the 209 -- and why that's a business decision, not a loss leader.

Train Your Team. Keep the Expertise In-House.

Epic App Solutions would rather train your internal IT, marketing, development, and operations staff than create a permanent dependency on us.

Oakdale Marketing Reality Check: Local Likes Are Not Market Reach

A blunt first-person take on Oakdale marketing — echo chambers, visibility, and the difference between being known and being found.

Nine Cats Found Dead in Oakdale Home; One Arrested

Oakdale Police say a search of a 6th Avenue home turned up nine dead cats believed to have been dead one to two weeks.

Nonprofit, Club & Chamber Websites in the 209

Nonprofits, clubs, chambers and community organizations in the 209 need a working information center, not another brochure nobody updates.

Maker, Boutique & Small Ecommerce Websites

Handmade leather, western goods, resale and boutique businesses aren't Amazon -- their websites shouldn't be built like it either.

Restaurant, Food Truck & Bakery Websites in the 209

Menu, hours, service area, ordering and catering — what a restaurant, food truck, or bakery website in the 209 needs to make people hungry.

Farmers Market, Farm & Agriculture Websites

Farmers markets, farms and local food businesses in the 209 have real digital problems -- where, when, who's vending, how to apply.

The Dual Move and 3rd Eye

We redefined touch interactions and turned a foldable phone into a camera for N1.

Daycare, Martial Arts, Fitness & Education Websites

Daycare, preschool, martial arts, dance and fitness programs in the 209: what parents actually look for on a program website, and what to build next once you know.

A.L Agency Reviewed Epic App Solutions. Here’s What They Saw.

A.L Agency reviewed Epic App Solutions and found a strong commercial fit around agency technical delivery, clinic automation, and event technology.

$500 Websites in the 209

Template-based website builds from EAS start at $500 with a 48-hour delivery commitment — or the build fee is waived under the written terms.

YouTubers & More

A curated directory of Oakdale and Stanislaus County YouTubers, streamers, podcasters, and creators producing useful community-focused content.

Seven builds in one week.

From phone lines to AI-driven CRM tools, we pushed out a week of impactful builds.

Five plugins, a scanner, and an IP block

A week in the shop where we explored plugins and resolved an access issue.

Public Outreach Statement

A public statement from Jade Lawton Chancey and Epic App Solutions about competition, outreach, opt-out requests, direct communication, and professional resolution.

Own Your Website

A guided EAS tool that helps small businesses own their domain, hosting, website files, AI workflow, staging site, backups, and deployment.

N1 console convergence and BE Desk deployment

We unified the N1 interface and launched the BE Desk for the Oakdale Book Exchange in one build sprint.

EAS Callbox: Inbound Phone Line Built in a Day

We set up a real inbound phone line with a CRM in just one day.

The N2 Company Contract Review: Due Diligence Before You Sign

A source-based due-diligence review of The N2 Company advertising agreements, BBB complaint patterns, cancellation terms, ROI disclaimers, and buyer questions to ask before signing.

Block Them. Document It. Move On.

A practical guide to online boundaries, blocking, unwanted contact, harassment, documentation and when repeated contact becomes something more serious.

Five builds in five days.

We cleaned up MBD, fixed a website crash, and tackled several API issues this week.

Two fixes for CRM email rendering

We tackled styling issues for CRM emails that arrived bare in Gmail.

No, We Don’t Get Paid to Tell You to Use AI

Epic App Solutions has no referral deal with Codex or Claude. Here is the actual reason some projects require client-side AI access.

Why Do We Require You to Have Codex or Claude?

Epic App Solutions explains why some client projects require basic Codex or Claude access -- and why it has nothing to do with a referral fee.

West Nile in the 209: What You Need to Know

Stanislaus County has confirmed human West Nile activity. Here is what late-summer mosquito season means and the simple prevention steps that matter.

Rare August Rain Hits the 209: How Unusual Is It?

Late-August rain surprised parts of California

How to Stay Unbothered

A blunt field-note column on attention, outrage, social media, strangers

Your AI Account Is the Front Door. Ai.Id Is How Our Shop Knows Who Walked In.

A plain-English explanation of Ai.Id and multi-agent routing at Epic App Solutions -- no engineering background required.

We Don’t Use One Model. We Route the Case.

The architectural reason Epic App Solutions requires client-side AI access: identity, routing and staged multi-agent review, not brand loyalty to one model.

No, the Machines Do Not Get to Vote Your Idea Off the Island

Why a multi-agent AI process at Epic App Solutions does not mean your original creative idea gets homogenized -- and how Ai.Id protects creative control.

Could Agave Become a 209 Crop?

Central Valley farmers are experimenting with agave as groundwater restrictions reshape the economics of farming. Could a low-water crop find a home in the 209?

209 Friday Night Board — Week 1 Scores, Standouts & What's Next

Oakdale, Patterson, Hughson, Turlock and other 209-area programs opened high school football season. Here are the Week 1 scores and the games to watch next.

The 209 Data-Center Question: Jobs, Power, Water & Who Pays?

San Joaquin and Merced-area communities are already asking what large AI data centers could mean for water, electricity, roads and local infrastructure.