Ad slots open now

Put your business on the front page.

Ad slots on the Gazette are live — the tiles next to the town directory, and they're free for local businesses, always. Free business pages are still coming. Drop your email and the Captain will reach out himself; pitch an ad below and it lands in the review pile today.

House rules · from the Captain

It's a fair playground.

Be fun. This is a local paper, not a filing cabinet.
Be competitive. Go after it. Say you are the best in town and then be the best in town. Nobody here is protecting anyone's turf.
Cause trouble and you're blocked. Not warned into oblivion, not argued with. Blocked.
Even I follow the rules. I own the thing and it still applies to me. A rule the owner is exempt from is not a rule, it is a mood.
It is monitored by AI — and that goes both ways. It watches the posts and it tells the owners to watch it too. Including me. Especially me.

Don't like that? Do a 180 and type somewhere else. Peek at another wall, have a great day. No hard feelings either way.

Get on the list

One field. Everything else is optional.

Your email *

The Captain reaches out from this — nothing else happens with it.

Business name (optional) Town (optional)

Want to run an ad? Pitch it here (optional)

Headline The line under it Where the click goes (optional) Where it should run

Free for local businesses — always. No charge, no invoice, no catch. The only gate is quality: we don't run shitty work. Pitch it — nothing goes live until the Captain approves it.

Anything you want the Captain to know? (optional)

A line or two

Goes straight to the Captain. No account, no charge, nothing to cancel.